I got trapped behind a herd of children from the fortoes on the tube yesterday?
oh my god what if they were extras for the Imitation Game fuck ufck WHAT IF WHAT IF fuck murder me
FUCK IN TEH FUCLING ASS THEY WERE FILMING RIGHT THERE THEY WERE FILMING AT KINGS CROSS FUCK ME I GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE HE WAS LITERALLY A FLOOR ABOVE ME BUT I WAS TIRED AND STILL WET FROM DUBLIN SO I DIDN’T ASK THEM WHY THEY WERE DRESSED LIKE THAT FUCK ME FUCK ME LIFE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.
out of all
tumblr always knows what i’m thinking and makes a post about it
diamonds to me look just like fancy peices of glass
they shimmer a bit
My coffee props for my night vale intern cosplay!
how do i politely ask her to slam me against a wall and make out with me
this tweet is the real reason why romney lost the election
if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed
in yourself for not hitting me up